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Dick Nick

A terrible insult my friend made up that he thinks was a stroke of comedic genius.
*Gets shot in a game*
Tyler: You fucking dick nick
Jack: What????
by threeeyeddeer June 25, 2023
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Nick

A real faggot. A douche bag who either yells at or try's to bang freshman as an almost 18 year old. A short creep who no one likes. Plays amazing girls like Alex and and leaves girls who hate you like Camryn, and tries to pull Emily but it doesn't work. He thinks he is cool because he plays baseball and is a Jr. But he is actually a short freak, and a lousy douche. Such a douche hes hated almost as much as a Brent
You see that faggot right there yeah he's prolly a nick.
by Grubert March 7, 2020
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The St. Nick

On the date of December 23 at midnight you get a ladder and go on top of your best friend's house. You then proceed to throw all of your basement children down your best friend's chimney in a bag. You then go on to jump down the chimney and light the bag on fire. As your best friend and his/her parents come down to see what is happening you see that your best friend's mom is hot. You then put your best friend's mom in a bag and take her to your house. When you get to your house you dress her up in a Santa costume and fuck the shit out of her.
Hey Jerry I'm really pissed you pulled "The St. Nick" on me last night.
by Bot1234198 April 19, 2021
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Nick

A man who like to wear wife beater t-shirts, gold chains, and sits in the drivers seat leaning toward the middle of the car. He chews gum and thinks his shit doesn’t stink.
“He’s such a Nick” when speaking of an Italian gear head who is obsessed with his looks
by Lalaskow September 26, 2020
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nick

someone who really wants a girlfriend but will not admit it

he likes listening to rap and going on omegle pretending he's a celebrity
kinley: ur such a nick dude
by notrachelorkinley June 17, 2019
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Nick

Me
Rando: Are you Nick?
Nick: Yeah. That’s me.
by Nick (Probably) August 7, 2021
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nick

a short crusty ass dorito hoe. he likes to blow things up and threaten to kill people, he likes to yell in class and break things. he does not listen and is secretly having an affair with the teacher. he thinks he is the best person ever but in reality he is ugly and has anger issues. DONT TALK TO HIM EVER!!!!!!!!!
“hey nick, you suck.”
“FUCK YOU IM GOING TO BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE
by creepyclxwngirl November 5, 2020
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