Nick

Nick is the type who is so terrible it’s funny. He’s the type with the logic that if you bake cookies for 10 minuets at 400 degrees then you could bake them for 1 minuet at 4,000 degrees. He defines all figurative language.
There’s the friend, then there’s the Nick.

Nick: HEY! IF I COOK SPAGHETTI AT 315 DEGREES FOR 30 MINUETS COULD I COOK IT AT 15 DEGREES FOR 2 MINUETS?!

Friend: THATS NOT HOW COOKING WORKS NICK!
by ImaDinosaurRawr May 18, 2018
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A crippled black dude that needs to lay off the fat chicks and fuck an actual hole instead of a roll for once.

Someone who always crip walks..
"That crippled dudes with a fat bitch again.... must be a nick."
by AntiqueFarmEquipmentOwner1886 February 04, 2025
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It’s just someone called nick.. you can call ANYONE nick! well.. if their name is nick of course
by >Nickk1 March 01, 2019
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Nick is the person who married a dog. But is gay too. He is so ugly he like trash
Nick are hot
by Yet shhhh did October 20, 2019
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a guy that thinks hes the best at everything and calls everyone a dog. he can sometimes be nice when we wants to but he is usually stuck up himself. he is also a proud true greek who calls himself a malaka
him: shut up nick
nick: you malaka, io get all my wogs on u
by shickma March 04, 2019
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A guy who’s a big dick head with a small dick.
Girl 1: Omg, how was your date last night!!?
Girl 2: He was a total nick!! I dumped him!
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Nick Hernandez
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