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Loch Ness monster

A f##### up turthe on steroroids and has down sindrum
by Hvgfcdxcgvhbgvxdfrcgvhj January 18, 2022
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bread monster

A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.
"Waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?"

"Sorry, the bread monster ate us dry."
by whobedat June 18, 2015
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spaghetti monster

You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "
random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster
by mew.ko February 23, 2024
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Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.
Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!
by dirtybison November 17, 2021
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monster

verb: to fulfill the role of non-player-characters and/or enemies ( human or otherwise) during a scenario of a live action role playing session. this may or may not involve wearing a grotesque rubber mask or face-paint npc,larp,roleplay,character,mask
"ok i need five people to monster in this set-up, any volunteers?"
by chalkeee July 12, 2015
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Ohio Yeti Monster

Something that lurks the Ohio forest taking victims and balls with them, then proceeding to roll down a hill to finish them.
Person 1: I just saw the ohio yeti monster

Person 2: Only in ohio
by russian cat. June 18, 2023
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Cookie Monster

Person A: “yo man where did my cookies go”

Person B: “they got stolen by the cookie monster
by UltraDean1983 March 11, 2025
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