monkey bum

when between your ass cheeks gets sweaty and my begin chaffing and causes discomfort.
hey i got some real bad monkey bum right now.
by extremeknowledge April 27, 2011
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Monkey Pole

penis
often used in context of smoking
by AnGeL December 01, 2004
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Fucking Monkey

>n. (pl. Fucking Monkeys)
1 The third extant species of ape in the genus Pan, Fucking Monkeys (Pan pugnus) are a close relative of Common Chimpanzees (Pan troglodytes) and Bonobos (Pan paniscus). Like all great apes, Fucking Monkeys are members of the hominidae family and shares a remarkably similar genome to that of Humans (Homo sapien). But unlike most members of the hominidae family, Fucking Monkeys greatly lack the intelligence shared by its cousin species. Primal cognition, sophisticated social behaviour, status consciousness, and situational awareness all seem to be absent in this particular species. It is remarkable to observe that, considering its significantly reduced mental capacity in relation to other primate species, Fucking Monkeys have steered clear from the path to extinction since its first appearance 7 million years ago. It should also be noted that Fucking Monkeys are considered "least concern (LC)" status in the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. Studies have been established by scientists and veterinarians from prestigious universities around the world to further research Pan pugus behaviour and its missing link to its outstanding survival rate.

-Origin
mid 16th cent.: may be of Germanic origin, and Latin "pugus" or "fist".
Me - "That Fucking Monkey! Lets hunt it down with a 1000-fps using pointed-pellets."

You - "No, we can't do that. If we do it, Animal Rights Activists will press charges on us!"

Me - "No one likes Fucking Monkeys. Don't you know they are pests? They siphon time and money away!"

You - "Won't the 'prey' become enraged?"

Me - "Soon it will find out that it is detrimental to his social life."

You - "I will pay half the price."

Me - "Faggot fuck, you owe me a 20."
by asdfjklasdfjklasdfjklasdfjklas February 09, 2010
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fudge monkeys

word used instead of fuck or shit
Jim stubs his toe.

Jim:oh fudge monkeys
by gman710 April 27, 2010
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spam monkey

The act of creating alot of conversation in the form of posts in a specific thread. Originating from the extreme amount of posts made in a short amount of time by those in the Anti-Guild on the popular forum Gaia Online.
You spam monkies! I can't believe you guys made 15 pages in 20 minutes! :scream:
by Teh Elf April 29, 2005
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Monkey Circle

Is a "Stone-ism" referring to a frequently seen group of friends.
Yea Julie is in my monkey circle, just saw her the other day.
by Dispatcher-028 March 21, 2011
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Trunk monkey

Noun. The act of mounting your sexual partner from behind and transitioning quickly and unexpectedly to anal penetration. Whislt this occurs, you must assume the position of the classic barrel of monkeys posture and noise.
She asked for the sex of a lifetime so I turned her over and gave her a trunk monkey that she'll never forget...
by LedouxMe January 27, 2017
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