Random Light is when someone randomly starts fucking people in public while wearing Christmas lights so he stands out, they call it a random event
by PewPewshots November 15, 2017

Mike:”Bro I thing I’m going through my light-skin arc”
Jake:”what do you mean my boi?”
Mike:”my inner light-skin is coming out”
Jake:”oh no bro”
Jake:”what do you mean my boi?”
Mike:”my inner light-skin is coming out”
Jake:”oh no bro”
by yessir01 June 6, 2022

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.
Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:
Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*
Light Pole:
Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*
by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023

When you’re banging a chick outside at night , you got her doggy-style. You can a firefly as it flies by, and stick it in her butthole.
As in, “I gave her the ole Albuquerque Back-up Light last night in Anderson’s hay field, it was awesome watching the glow on her perfect apple bottomed ass!”
by Swyre 3 April 29, 2024

Someone who stands up for those who can't stand up for themselves, who opposes the seemingly overwhelming darkness in the world
by pilldickle May 13, 2024

by Random Aussie May 3, 2025

To have gay sex.
Tom: Where are Jim and George?
Mark: I think they went to the bathroom to drink a Bud Light.
Tom: Ha, faggots.
Mark: I think they went to the bathroom to drink a Bud Light.
Tom: Ha, faggots.
by Tom (short for Tomothy) July 10, 2023
