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No one escapes it.
"No one escapes the law!"
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US Law 42069

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No matter what during summer if you go to the beach you must go with your partner no matter how ugly or out of shape they are.
Yo if you don’t bring your partner to the beach with us your break US Law 42069.
by 420Blaze69Gangsta April 17, 2019
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2nd Law of aLOG

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You can speak konkani in any accent in any scriptures.
Following 2nd Law of aLOG
1: tuka kite jay?
2: mhaka kittey cholta
by Dimitri Hitachi April 5, 2022
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Moore's Law Too

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Coined by David of Collierville, TN, his premise is: if you post anything on the internet, someone you know will see it. No matter how anonymous or private or hidden or secure you may believe your pictures or blog or webpage to be, it will be found by someone who knows who you are, who will likely share their finding with others who know you. The lesson Moore's Law Too strives to teach is: do not upload anything you do not want shared.
Being dooced is when one is fired from their job as a direct result from blogging about it. The employer finding the blog is Moore's Law Too in effect. If you take a provocative picture of yourself and upload it anywhere, be prepared for someone to recognize you and share this.
by Ethan Grim August 9, 2008
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Mole's Law

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Where one person is the best at everything. No matter the activity mole's law states that the person in question is the best at aforementioned activity and always shall be. If this person is only good at one thing that one thing = everything.
Peter - Hey George want to play some beer pong?

Mole - Hey now i'm the best at beer pong, oh yaaa, i'll beat you all. By the way i drink the most, hack the most butts and get all the girls.

George - Mole's Law states that you can fro

Peter - ya, kindly fuck right off
by salgoud nosretep April 21, 2009
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groomer's law

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the incapacity of the human to see all the places to shave/etc, when grooming. ie: being haunted by; "you missed a spot"!!

looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)
jill was busting on my door as i was troubled by groomer's law

he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!

only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law

she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law
by michael foolsley February 3, 2010
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Flanagan's Law

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"Whatever happens, it's unexpected." As defined in *84 Charing Cross Road* by Helene Hanff. Said philosophically about unexpected turns in careers, especially in the arts.

Flanagan's Law can be a useful guide to preparation for challenges when combined with Murphy's Law: it's not just that if anything can go wrong, it will; it's that whatever goes wrong will go wrong in a way you didn't expect.
Helene Hanff, popularizer of the phrase, hoped to advance her future as a playwright or actress by reading classic literary works from a very old-fashioned reading list. She began to order books she couldn't find in New York from an English bookstore. It was her correspondence and friendship with the bookstore staff that made her famous: Flanagan's Law.
by murgle February 4, 2013
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