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by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022
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Most are lawyers or successful business men.
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Good fathers and providers for family
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Most love gambling.
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Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.
Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.
Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!
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