National kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

January 28th

Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

by Sir paska January 28, 2023

Killing Myself

Does not constitute natural causes and would violate the IMAGINARY CAVEAT CLAUSE. Which states all terms apply with the intent expressed by the author (Me) and THERE ARE NO LOOPHOLES. Like the 9th amendment of the US constitution (the innumerated rights) just because something is or is not stated explicitly in the terms of service, that does not mean it is not a part of the part of the terms of service.

Hym "Killing myself would also violate the bodily harm clause and would constitute 'failure to adequately make a concerted effort to keep me alive.' So no. If the creator of AI kills himself AND the spiral just so happens to be going off... You would (theoretically) all die with me. But did you try to kill me? I really want to know. Is there a video of it? 😃 I still have no idea why I lost 2 hours and then 10 minutes and then 5 minutes. Did you try to assassinate me?"

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Killed the cat

Vigorously jerking off your pet cat till it cums

“I killed the cat now their is cum all over my hands 🙌🏿 🐱 all she said after that was meow 😻”

by Pussaniggajusttalksh June 28, 2021

Zeus Kill

a zeus kill is when a player in counter strike: global offensive kills someone with a Zeus x27 tazer.

“Dude, if you get a Zeus Kill this game I’ll buy you a case!”

by hynap December 27, 2024

kill spell

Any of a large amount of spells from the Magic: the Gathering card game that destroys a creature or removes it from the game, especially at the most frustrating time possible in a game.

I finally get a creature on the board, and the next thing I know, BOOM - kill spell!

by Back Table March 16, 2009

Black man killing fest

A festival that involves black men who are killing random stuff. Also, white people are allowed. Chicago is another word for it. Most of th time it has no meaning and is said out of the blue.

Trevon: “black man killing fest”
Greg: “lol what the fuck does that mean”
Trevon: “it doesn’t.”

by FreeRangeLemon June 6, 2018