Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time
by billyjohn78 April 24, 2019
Get the Jacob Martinmug. jacob:cute , hot , most likely is a bad student.
great sense of humour.
will care and defend the ones he loves.
he has a big smile that could met anyones heart. If you have a jacob in ur life, don’t let them go.
great sense of humour.
will care and defend the ones he loves.
he has a big smile that could met anyones heart. If you have a jacob in ur life, don’t let them go.
by NotMillie November 27, 2021
Get the jacobmug. A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.
Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money
Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.
Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*
Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.
Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*
by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021
Get the Jacob Mondaymug. You will fall for his charm and his kindness and his goofyness !! BUT NO STOP right there HE'S. A REALLY REALLLY Bad guy super bad Jacobs will break your heart leave the guy as fast as you can!! He only is playing with your feeling!! basically leading you on !! he talking to 100 other girl right now while your searching this up ! SO LEAVE HIM all guys that start with the letter " j " are bad trust me! I learned the hard way!
Jacob:...
you: ....and I oop
you: ....and I oop
by Sadgirl12223 June 21, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Buff toddler. Cute and quorky. THICKY NICKI. Enjoys hunting and fishing. Football is in his blood same with baseball and wrestling. Frequents 🟧⬛️
by Meateater20 June 12, 2022
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is very silent around strangers, but around friends, he is very crazy and definitely fun. Jacob is very funny and loves to laugh. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you, you won't even know it. So keep an eye open! He is athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall usually with dark hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There’s almost no words to describe how perfect he is. He is so adorable! His smile could brighten anyone’s day. Jacob is very strong and loves to do dangerous activities for fun and gets all the girls...and guys >:(
by skarletxang3964 November 23, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.
I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!
I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!
Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.
Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.
She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.
Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!
Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.
Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.
She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.
Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
by Custer dude January 7, 2020
Get the Musty Jacobs Diseasemug.