Ghetto Brilliant

This is when someone puts together a very questionable but hilarious idea and it has been shown that they have put a lot of thought and planning behind it.

An example of Ghetto Brilliant would be tricking people into buying alcohol for a party that you are having, but they really think they are buying it for another purpose.

by Chod-Master September 30, 2010

ghetto grass

Terrible cannabis grown in the ghetto. It's cheap, but anybody who smokes it has an IQ under 40

Dude, this tastes like rust! Why the F**K would you sell me ghetto grass!

by JihadiMama4u July 24, 2017

Ghetto einstein

The smartest person in the projects, the one all the people go to see when they have a question

"Yo Latroy, how we change the battery in da whip?"
"I dunno LaMarcus, what I look like, The Ghetto Einstein?"

by WhiteRichie September 13, 2020

Ghetto Takeover

The phrase used to describe when many a ghetto show up.

girl1: whoa! when did they get here?
girl2: idk but its a Ghetto Takeover!!

by lovelycolors November 3, 2010

Ghetto Pest Control

When you throw boiling water down the drains everyday to keep the roaches from crawling up through them.

"What are you cooking Mom?"
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Ghetto Saturday

When someone goes to the bar before work and gets too drunk, they call in sick to work and continue drinking and partying all day Saturday

My body can only take having one ghetto saturday a month.

by Lady Mae October 25, 2023

Ghetto Mimosa

Prosecco and Fanta instead of Champagne and Orange juice

Rena and Tash are downing them Ghetto Mimosas

by renamarko December 8, 2021