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ghetto tease

1. a black kid that thinks he/she is "hard" and resides in Short Pump or Midlothian, VA.

2. someone that thinks a "court" in Richmond refers to basketball or tennis.

3. an individual who "buys" their necessities (food/hygiene/shoes-FLAVES) after the first week of the month.

4. a person who doesn't have or know what a "ghetto twin" is.
Original Ghetto (O.G.): "Hey Jamal, what court u come from?"

Ghetto Tease: "Humphrey Calder".
by KT Andrews February 23, 2013
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Ghetto Stove

A Ghetto Stove or Range is a lower end major home appliance that is use for cooking or baking food. Costing about $200 or less and doesn't come with a clock on the back guard.
Cheap, Range, Stove, No Clock, Ghetto Stove, Project Stove
by Bootsy51 April 10, 2013
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Ghetto Financing

We have bad credit so we cant get a credit card but we want this item yo. Well put in on use ghetto financing and put it on layaway and pay 50 cents a month for the next 5 years to we get it.
by Yourname222 May 18, 2013
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ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.
person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered
by cukmepls June 3, 2013
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ghetto blasted

Ghetto blasted (verb) is when an individual becomes intoxicated in a fashion that's popular in "the ghetto".
John and George were getting ghetto blasted on forties last night.
by panda_mandax13 January 18, 2014
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ghetto earphoning

The act of losing one gel part of an earphone, and therefore having to replace it with another gel part of an earphone, causing OCD.
I swear, ghetto earphoning is so low class. Just buy another headset you stupid poor shits.
by FailFaceFTW April 21, 2014
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Ghetto Diamond

Rihanna's ghetto diamond is in the light.
by Dr. Janky August 7, 2014
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