Funky Fresh

When one is attempting to keep it 100% real with someone.

I know you don’t like to hear the truth but I’m just keeping it 100% funky fresh with you.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 14, 2018

The Freshman sponge

When a thick freshman uses all 13 holes on her body for her partners sexual pleasure.Then she dry s up all the nut juices that cameout

She let me do the freshman sponge on her.An hour for each hole

by Doubledeckerdaggerdick October 23, 2018

The Fresh Prince of Gråbo

Urban legend of a teen from Swedish city Visby from a small place called "Gråbo". He is famous for knowing what is needed and all the boys want to be him and all the girls want him!

Man 1: Wow he is so cool!
Woman 1: I want him to soak my bread!
Man 2: He is The Fresh Prince of Gråbo !

by Gråbo trilobite November 25, 2018

Proper fresh

Your physical look after you’ve Masturbated.

“He’s looking proper fresh after he came back from the toilet”

by Meatzilla123 January 15, 2019

Miami Fresh

Describes a typical douche bag that resides in Miami. He sometimes wears a stringer and is overly tan and is just full of douche-baggery.
Can be used to insult the douche without coming off as directly calling him a douche.

Douche: "hai girl you be looking hot!"
Girl: "OMG Becky he so Miami fresh ugh."

by VileCreation69 April 26, 2019

CAREER FRESHMAN

▪︎add variations of phrase▪︎
•same definition, different noun endings•
☆CAREER:freshman,Sophomore, student,loser☆

●CAREER FRESHMAN●
FIGURE OF SPEECH SPEECH/SLANG/ADJECTIVE(qualifier adj:makes nouns specific/part of noun ;log cabin,CAREER FRESHMAN)~describing a person who has been a freshman(job,school,sports,etc) for several years without promotion to next level. "CONTINUOUS FAILURE","REPEAT FAILURE","FAILURE"

NOUN ~ A person who makes a living staying at the SAME TITLE for years with "VERY LITTLE"/" NO INTREST" to "HURRY" nor "ADVANCE" to "SOPHOMORE STATUS" or "NEXT LEVEL"for "WORK PURPOSES","JOB TITLE","JOB DESCRIPTION", "ADVANCEMENT", "JOB ADVANCEMENT"

~Works with alternate advancement words; "CAREER SOPHOMORE",CAREER JUNIOR",ETC
"SIMILAR" BUT NOT LIMITED TO "ADVANCEMENT""WORDS~ (ADJ,FIGURE OR SPEECH/SARCASTIC NOUN) 3RD YEAR FRESHMAN

VERB- Synonym to "CAREER" (verb definition)"HASTEN"(MAKE THINGS START OR EXIST, BE AT THE BOTTOM OF SOMETHING)

▪︎Figure of speech▪︎slang▪︎adjective▪︎
"Guess he's a career freshman since he still hasn't been promoted or been a freshman for several years"
"He'll always be a career freshman and never get to our level"

▪︎NOUN▪︎
"He doesn't want more responsibility, hes happy being a career freshman and not a sophomore partner .

▪︎VERB/PRONOUN/ACTION VERB▪︎
"If you're a career freshman, your taking you time("hasten" )and are fine being at the bottom"
"Its taking so long to be promoted, am I a career freshman"

by Emanni Renée July 11, 2019

Depression Freshmen

Those underclassmen in school who walk around the school like they own the place. They think they can “beat you in a fight” and “they are so much cooler than you.” They will try to ruin your day, so remember that you are better than those newbies at school. They are the filth at your school; at the bottom of the totem pole.

Eeew look at those kids! They think they own the place. They must be new kids. They’re a disgrace to this school. They’re depression freshmen!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 3, 2019