Ethan

A guy with just a completely massive cock who everybody wants.

Oh my gosh Ethan’s cock is huge I need it.

by Halleck April 15, 2022

Ethan Alexander

Ethan Alexander is the hot guy, and is always athletic. He can also be very reckless and the funniest out of his friends.

Hey, Ethan Alexander is really hot.
Ethan Alexander is super funny!

by My boy todd5656 April 16, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a person who highly enjoys molesting salt and rubbing salt around his genitals

Fuck he is pulling an Ethan

by SNEKE GRATER March 12, 2020

Ethanitis

A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.

Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.

Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.

by Ethan.4.life October 3, 2021

ethan

a boy, who preferably has curly hair, a long eyelashes, a thick eyebrow and is geniunly a nice guy

example:
person one: do u see that guy?
Person two: yeah omg he is so ethan

by mayapapaya09!12 June 19, 2023

Ethan

The guy who got scammed😭

"I got scammed" well ofc u did ur names Ethan

by 444.eeshax April 8, 2022

Ethan

Ethan I am pretty sure is not human. He looks like sid the sloth from ice age. he thinks hes funny but no one laughs at him and hes just a sad twat in the corner. he smells and has dirty finger nails

ethan: "look at me im shacking the toilet door because im really funny"
me: *kicks him in the leg*
ethan: *cries like a bitch on the bench*

by oggasboogas February 24, 2021