Cum Nugget

A nugget of cum

Why tf you freezing your cum

I'm making a cum nugget dumbass

by hifsdf54654654 May 5, 2020

cum coach

a person you go to when horny yo make you cum right before having sex.

“dude I lasted so long with Cassidy last night”
“how did you do that bro?
“I used Abbie as my cum coach right before so I lasted all night”

by Simpgod42069 May 6, 2020

Pickled cum

Pickled cum : valuable cum from da pickle sealed in piss jar a very sought after item with a msrp of 1738$ a atom. Made in a process of putting pickles in a jar of piss for 24hr then busting a fat slugger in dat hoe nigga tf you thought this shit was hard nah you dumb penis jeans bitch dumb stupid retarded nomadic nimrod

BITCH NIGGA 1: yo dog I can get some pickled cum?

BITCH ASS NIGGA 2: only a spoon full

HOE ASS BITCH NIGGA 1: fuck you piss magnet fucking pussy nigga I should kill yo dumb ass I payed for your nuts nigga smoke head

by Cock k May 7, 2020

Cum man

The type of dude who shoves a gram of diphenhydramine up his ass and injects himself with scopolamine to get a blowjob from a shadow person.

Yung $teve: i heard joe rogan is a total cum man.
Bro hogan: nawwwwwww.

by eat_ass_get_pinkeye October 4, 2020

Cum ratio

The ratio of how many times a guy or girl cums in relation to the other.

Man she got off so easy! She came 5 times and I only came once! 5:1 cum ratio bro.

by Cummaster September 8, 2013

Cum Jester

The act of jizzing in your partner's mouth while telling her a joke that is so funny that the semen proceeds to snot-rocket out of her nostrils.

Person 1:"Hey how's it going with Stacy?"
Person 2:"Good bro. I think she likes my jokes. I'll know fersure as soon as I Cum Jester her."

by titomac November 22, 2011

Mother’s Cum

(Countable)
1) The cum of a mindless male/female.
2) The cum of a male/scorpion being jizzed on.

A piece of my mother’s cum.

by ZRXVC September 21, 2023