funky chicken

Uncontrollable spasmodic kicking & flailing of the limbs, whilst undergoing serious medical defect/alert (heart attack, seizures etc.)

Harold stumbled to the ground & started doing the funky chicken, before I realized he needed an ambulance.

by ScruffyBarlow May 5, 2016

Moisturize the chicken

Slang term for masturbating, jerking off, etc.

"I'm going to go home and moisturize the chicken "

"Bob was moisturize the chicken"

by shirtlessclown September 24, 2016

chicken toss

Standing on a roof and blowing your wad onto the people below. Bakaww

I chicken tossed on my friends last night.

by Chickendick September 6, 2016

chicken hoarder

1.) person who enjoys company of many chickens

Man my dad loves his 200 chickens, he's such a chicken hoarder.

by Damndatgurl June 29, 2016

Chicken-O

Chicken-o is a chicken orgy for those chickens who like to ruffle their feathers.

Omg! There’s a chicken-o going on over there!

by JollyLamper January 21, 2018

gettin chicken

Teenage oral sex. Assumed to be a female performing fellatio on a male.

I was gettin chicken in Apex, NC the other night when my mom got home.

by bio_met January 10, 2017

Chicken & Rice

A funny ha ha song that was sung by the ingenious robot loli Gir. With the simple song that consisted of screeching and the satisfaction of yummy yummy chicken and rice, he was able to practically force children to risk their lives to hold hands (before marriage).

(At Hot Topic)
Quirky Girl : "Wow look at this Invader Zim shirt! It says Chicken & Rice like from the movie! Hee hee hoo hoo"
Regular Being: "You are a piss goblin"

by xxPiss_Lordxx January 13, 2020