capital rule

Any girl that wants to call a dude "freshie," then she has to give him head

Girl: Hey John, can I call you freshie.
John: You can, but you have to obey capital rule though.
Girl: Ok:)

(Gives head first)

by Big_Strong2203 January 18, 2018

captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.

Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.

by Jus being real January 28, 2018

Cacuti

the human embodiment of ur sister mister

1:Ur Mom gay
2: Ur dad lesbian
3: Ur Granny Tranny
4: Ur grandpap a trap
Catharina: hey guys whats up, Im Cacuti!
1, 2, 3 & 4 get exploded to smithereens then built back to humans to be exploded again

by poopy mcpoophead May 14, 2018

Captain behind

A superhero who uses the power of his ass to fight crime.

Hey have you seen captain behind? No I bet he's just darting around

by Merkp June 7, 2018

Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.

Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys

by Merkp June 7, 2018

Capital

Them lit ass niggas THEY RUN SHIT

Them capital niggas dont play

by Raekig June 9, 2018

Captain Jacked

This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.

Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.

Amy was Captain Jacked.

by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018