You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"

"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"

by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022

Cut my onion

When someone uses what you did to make someone cry (like if you cut an onion it makes people cry but if its your onion that means its your stuff so that means you make other people cry"

"Izzy cut my onion and made Johnny cry"

by RyLan>:( March 14, 2024

iso-cut

When you are in isolation and need a haircut.

I'm locked up in the house due to 'Rona, think I'll need to get the misses to give me an iso-cut

by matty_mc_matty April 11, 2020

phone cut

to cut the side of someone's face from their temple to their chin in a curved slash

If you don't give me the money you owe me, I'll give you a phone cut b**ch

by concerned.email July 17, 2015

straight cut dickhead

1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.

That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.

by TopFrag December 29, 2018

Cut-up buddy

Someone you cut up with (goof off with) in class.

He's my favorite cut-up buddy in history.

by bb1011 September 7, 2016

Cut from the same cloth

When two people are just truly like that.

Built different.

Dunk: Age you a real one. A real straight shooter.
Age: Dunk my friend, we’re cut from the same cloth

by supremelordignacio July 18, 2024