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Chris

That one guy who betrayed his first love Basketball and is now married to Football. Chris would never leave Footballs side and is extremely loyal to her. But it's better this way because basketball is for scrubs and football is better.
Dude 1: Yo you see that catch?

Dude 2: Yeah, Chris only has hands for Football.

Dude 1: Chris totally dumped basketball.

Dude 2: Thats fine, Basketball is for scrubs.
by SomebodyOnTheInternettt May 28, 2019
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chris hedges

biggest twat going thinks he is solid cos he walks arounf with a butter knife....if you take the piss out of his obese ass cat he will come for you during the night in his shitty tracksuite with a gold shirt on.
chris hedges is over their! what a cunt
by chris hedges June 2, 2019
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Chris Mcmillen

The act of stealing a girl from another man without doing so intentionally
Aye Jake, I was at the mall yesterday and this guy Chris mcmillen’ed my girl
by 0o0o0ooooo000o June 3, 2019
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chris

Chris is a guy who is usually very good a basketball and will probably end up in the NBA. He's a great friend to have because he keeps it real so don't do him wrong. Tons of people thinks he's a player because he gets all the hoes, but really he just wants one girl who he won't ever let go because she tops the rest. Chris is just a all around cool guy. get you a chris.
Girl 1: chris has all the hoes
Girl2: no, he wants a girlfriend!
#awesome #loyal
by Shinetheshortgirl June 4, 2019
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Chris

Chris is a quiet and kinda antisocial dude but when you get close enough to him he is hilarious and will always be there for you. He's not much of a party person but that's ok because he can stay home with you and watch a new movie and cuddle. He is pure at heart and you will not regret getting to know him because even thought he is a nerd and super artistic he is crazy and has an awesome sense of humor. If you betray or hurt someone he cares about he's not afraid to stand up to them for you and he's an awesome friend.
1: You know that Chris dude?
2: Yea, what about him?
1:He's really cool you should get to know him.
2: But he's really quiet.

1: No he's not just get to know him.
by averysummers1 June 7, 2019
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Chris

Gonna date roxy some day amiright. up top!
hey when is chris gonna date roxy? its been 20 years
by Spicz June 11, 2019
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CHRIS

You are a damn Chris.

Dont be so Chris about shit.
by Pseu davis June 12, 2019
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