An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 24, 2018
Get the Bowl barnaclemug. While straddling and while tit-fucking or having your dick sucked, you shit in their belly button then proceed to loot their belongings on the way out while yelling to Valhalla.
Chili ingredients - $30
Bottle of Mad Dog - $15
Giving her a viking chili bowl, leaving with a knock-off Coach purse and her dignity - Priceless
Bottle of Mad Dog - $15
Giving her a viking chili bowl, leaving with a knock-off Coach purse and her dignity - Priceless
by Skyline squatter March 10, 2023
Get the Viking chili bowlmug. A dust bowl is the act of group sex when it is performed by participants who are all over 50 years of age.
by nevabeta October 14, 2023
Get the Dust bowlmug. A sexual act where a woman lays naked on the floor with her ass in the air and her partner eats her asshole out like a dog eating from a bowl
by Islesfan02 April 8, 2025
Get the Dog bowlmug. The reverse sand bowl is when you put nesquik powder in your mouth and blow very hard onto your significant other's back and coating it.
We had such a fun time last night! My boyfriend did the reverse sand bowl on me and it felt amazing!
by Pun-chablegamer806 June 12, 2020
Get the Reverse Sand bowlmug. What you eat out of with a spoon or fork while sitting on the couch-but probably what Justin Bieber used to wear on his head.
by SqizilixYT September 15, 2018
Get the Bowlmug. Requires One Male Partner
The Act of Inserting two fingers inside your Partners Anus and resting your thumb on their Testicles while actively throwing them like a Bowling Ball
The Act of Inserting two fingers inside your Partners Anus and resting your thumb on their Testicles while actively throwing them like a Bowling Ball
by Grifball123 December 11, 2024
Get the Illegal Bowling Ballmug.