Chilean Salsa Bowl

(Noun)
-the act of shoving a chili pepper of your choice into your asshole

My shit hurt so bad you’d have thought I did a chilean salsa bowl lastnight.

by MooseDooey22 December 7, 2022

Quiz Bowl

>have you ever wanted to push out all of the useful info in your brain and replace it with random shit?
>enter quiz bowl
>quiz bowl allows its players to gain a chromosome and unlock their third eye when it comes to random shit
>wanna wake up at 7 am on a saturday to challenge some other mentally disabled school children?
>sure
>lets go to quiz bowl
>the best quiz bowl teams come from michigan, especially u of d jesuit or not, it depends on how much crack you give em. also detroit country day school will rape the assholes of your hole team. no joke, it happened once to me.
>wanna find bad smart and mentally retarded girls?
>quiz bowl is the place 4 u

kinda smart guy 1, "shit, I just unlocked a new chromosome."
kinda smart guy 2, "must be the drugs."
kinda smart guy 1, "no, I think it's the quiz bowl again."
kinda smart guy 2, "youre gay"
kinda smart guy 3, "go back to dcds faggots"

by ColonelBogey March 23, 2024

Bowl

An insult. No one knows what it means specially

Omg Abby you’re such a bowl

by Maccnccheese February 23, 2020

Dust Bowl

The act of ejaculating into an older more grouchy womans vagina in order to knock off the dust.

Joe: "Last night Johnny gave Debbie a Dust Bowl, that's why she's being so pleasant".

by FlatEarth648 January 27, 2021

Morning Bowl Syndrome

The feeling of sickness you get after smoking a bong toke right after you wake up

Oh man i got the worst case of the Morning Bowl Syndrome right now

by rocknoguitar February 8, 2020

Bowl Monkey

Someone who proudly has a bowl cut and just has tht monkey twang to themselves.
The monkey can occasionally be dropped and it still has the same meaning.
Can be offensive depending on context

He’s such a fucking bowl monkey.
Why do you keep pissing me off? Stop being such a bowl

by Deeznutzluver711 September 14, 2022

Finger bowl

A persons asshole

My date plowed me right in the finger bowl late-night. Jokes on him there was some chili inside.

by Peanut 1 November 13, 2018