Boob

When I forget that I already have an o after the first b so I mistakenly add another o when writing my name.

— Bob Smithee

Hi my name is Boob and I’m a sex addict.

by Maxhenry1 January 21, 2024

Boobs

Proof that men can focus on two things at once.

Girl: There's no way a guy like you can focus on two things at once.
Guy: *stares at her boobs*
Girl: What are you doing??
Guy: Proving you wrong.

by Derpity Merpity August 31, 2023

boobs

-the greatest thing to ever exist in the entire world

-a gift from the gods

-the love of my life <3

Boobs are a gift from god

by raineseypoo February 20, 2022

Mammy Boobs

Large Boobed lady. Usually found on an older stripper.
Look as if full of milk but are actually implants of imposing and threatening size.

Hey Bob, mine has got big mammy boobs

Help! She is bashing me around the head with mammy boobs and charging me 20 levs.

by FamouslyAmosly August 02, 2022

Mammy Boobs

Boobs of a certain size and weight.

Not to be confused with mom tits, these mammy boobs are sillicon sacks used by strippers when you are six sheets to the wind.

Did you see her, I got the one with mammy boobs, she put my face in them. I refused extras.

by FamouslyAmosly August 02, 2022

3-D boobs

What you'd wanna see --- i.e., da "real deal" in person, rather than just a flat, or "2-D", printed picture or screen-image dat could easily be Photoshopped --- to make sure dat a chesty chick is truly as voluptuous "up front" as she claims to be.

If a gal claims to be "triple-D", you should insist on actually viewing said 3-D boobs before you believe her.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

Crowd Boobs

Boobs you stare at when making a speech to a large audience or when in front of a large amount of people.

Friend: Hey man that was a great speech about synergy.
Me: Yeah thanks dude but I couldn't have done it without that set of crowd boobs in row 4; they gave me that last boost of inspiration.

by Troyay May 23, 2011