Helen Keller Blow Job

A sexual act / specific form of fellatio where a penis is inserted into a recipient's mouth while simultaneously plugging the recipient's ears with the index fingers.

"She couldn't hear a word I was saying as I pumped her mouth, because it was a Helen Keller Blow Job"

by Kitchen captain May 25, 2016

blowing your own trumpet

Auto fellatio. Sucking your own penis.

John's in his bedroom blowing his own trumpet.
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?

by Cheesehoven June 8, 2007

chi-town dumpster blow

when a girl who is getting butt fucked accidentally shits on the man's dick. the man then proceeds to force her to suck his shitty dick to make up for such a disgusting act.

hey brah that bitch is lucky she gave me a chi-town dumpster blow last night after she shit on my dick.

by clitora orgasma November 21, 2010

Blowed up real good!

When a person, place or thing of no inherent value is detonated. Origin is deep south, usually spoken with little to no teeth.

"Lookie at that dumb jackass, there, he got blowed up real good!''

by tirtle October 26, 2019

Minnesota snort and blow

1. When a mail unsuspectingly blows his load in the womans mouth, whilst she grabs his head and blows the fresh load in the mails nose thus halking it up and spiting it back in the girls mouth in a fit of rage.

"YHA!!!! How how did you like that minnesota snort and blow bitch!!

by Kock mc Hammertion!! August 21, 2010

Arabian Blow Up Doll

A sex doll that resembles a female of arabian origin and does not need to be pumped up because it blows itself up for you. OMFG

Lonley guy: im going to kill myself b/c i can't get laid and it's too hard to blow uyp these sex dolls!!!
Cool guy: Why dont you us an Arabian Blow Up Doll b/c it takes all the work out of it!!!
Lonley guy: ok now i won't have to kill myself.
Cool guy: well let's not rule anything out...

by Polak117 June 27, 2007

Blow up a Dairy Queen

To take a huge shit.

"Dude, you were in there for like an hour!"

"Yeah, I blew up a Dairy Queen."

by stevo April 12, 2004