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You're Blue!

It is an inside joke me and my friends made back then. When someone told us that it is alright to join him in his game but his status is "blue" (meaning he is online but not in a game), we often say that phrase stating that he is lying.
guy1: Yo bros! Join my game! THis looks epic!
guy2: BRO YOU'RE BLUE! STOP CAPPING
by Blackpenguin April 29, 2023
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Blue vulva

Having a man who can satisfy your sexual needs and doesn’t know how to take hints or verbal/ physical cues. Therefore. A woman isn’t ever satisfied enough to get an orgasm worth the effort of trying to sexually attempt to get off.. get new man..
She had blue vulva for 3 years.. she eventually moved on and found someone who could understand her needs to get a nut.
by Crazyleolove May 11, 2023
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blue slip

Blue Slip: You see, folks, it's corporate jargon for when your job's on the rocks but hasn't quite hit the unemployment iceberg yet. It's like telling your significant other, 'We're on a break,' but you're still sharing the same bed. You'll be at the office, but it's more like a bad one-night stand you can't escape. In the grand comedy of life, the blue slip is that awkward punchline that leaves you wondering, 'Is this a joke, or am I the punchline?'"

"Blue Slip: It's like when your boss wants to break up with you, but they're not ready to commit to the 'we're over' text just yet. It's the awkward in-between, where you're still on the company payroll, but your desk chair suddenly feels a lot colder. You'll be attending meetings, but it's more like a support group for the soon-to-be jobless. Remember, a blue slip is just a pink slip in denial, and your career's on life support!"

Blue Slip, man, you know what I'm sayin'? It's like when your boss hands you that blue piece of paper, and you're sittin' there goin', 'Hold up, am I still employed, or am I in a time-out?' It's that limbo between job security and job insecurity, Joe Rogan. You're showin' up to work, but it's like a sitcom where you're the only one not laughin', and the boss is the straight-faced villain. Blue slip, it's the corporate version of 'I'm not mad, just disappointed,' bro."
Example 1:
**David**: "Mike, can we chat for a moment?"
**Mike**: "Sure, boss, what's up?"
**David**: "Well, Mike, I've been noticing some performance issues lately. So, consider this your blue slip. You're not fired yet, but you've got some work to do."
**Mike**: "Got it, David. I'll step up my game."

Example 2:
**David**: "Hey, Mike, got a minute?"
**Mike**: "Yeah, what's on your mind, boss?"
**David**: "Look, Mike, your recent slip-ups haven't gone unnoticed. This is your blue slip - a warning shot across the bow. Get it together, or that pink slip won't be far behind."
**Mike**: "I appreciate the heads up, David. I'll make the necessary changes."
by Raul Mondessi September 14, 2023
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Blue-curtainism

The belief that there is nothing more to art than surface-level interpretation and that anyone who tries to find deeper meaning is an idiot, a practice of anti-intellectualism.
"Why do you even care about symbolism and themes? The curtains are just blue!"
-typical subscriber to blue-curtainism
by The_Kickster September 20, 2023
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turbo blue

The best car color known to man. Exclusive to Audi only.
yo that turbo blue A5 is sick”

“Yeah that’s the Homies . His name is Kane “
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blue pancake

by penissex91037 August 6, 2023
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Blue ray

Person 1: I moved up to blue rays!
Person 2: Oh so you're with Lucien now, good luck.
by luceimforever July 9, 2022
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