Anti Monkey Butt

a rare breed and we’re not monkeying around!

You can use Anti Monkey Butt Powder to protect you from a multitude of skin irritations like blistering feet, between skin folds,

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

anti-unc

someone very young, under the age of 12.

man 1: do you have a brother?
man 2: yeah, but he's an anti-unc. he's only 9 but will turn 10 in a week.

by dudeperson610 October 24, 2025

Anti-Dingus society

A society formed to save the world from stupid and idiotic people aka the dingus

Bob:hey it's the agents from the anti-dingus society
Joe:hey we got a dingus over here
Bob:who ?
Joe:u hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

by Billy bob joe12345 July 1, 2011

BELIEVE IN THE ANTI

The worst Instagram account, a full of shit menu for your everyday life.

Monkey or squirrel?

I just wanna die and BELIEVE IN THE ANTI

by Antibin4ural November 23, 2021

Anti Mercy

Punishment in which one is set free, but if ever spotted by the punisher they are slaughtered violently.

An apple landed on Mars 16 1/2 years ago, accidentally insulted the king of the Martian goblins, and was sentenced to anti mercy.

by Doctr Garlick 7248 March 3, 2020

Anti-compliment

Worse than an insult, better than a compliment

Oh my god Becky, she just anti-complimented you!

by CrackerRatato December 5, 2023

anti-jinx

A practice often used at sporting events.

It's an attempt to jinx your opponent by openly calling the match in their favor or by predicting doom and failure for your own team, saving face in case you lose, whilst simultaneously allowing you to be incredibly smug in victory and thereby fulfilling the anti-jinx.

American fan - Bro, it's obvious, Canada is totally winning this!
Canadian friend - Fuck off Matt, everybody knows what you're doing, stop trying to anti-jinx it.

by Haas47 November 24, 2022