Apple

EATING THIS FRUIT MAKES YOU 10x THE STRENGTH YOU ARE AND YOU ASCEND GOD THIS MOTHEFUCKER WILL KILL A MAN INDIRECTLY FOR YOU AND SHIT IN THEIR HEAD

FUCK YEAH DUDE I EAT APPLES ALL DAY EVERY DAY

by Konkim May 1, 2018

pancakes and apples

If you are a girl you have pancakes and apples which means you have small round things on your chest. If you have pacakes you have flat ones.

Girl, you sure do have pancakes and apples.

by Highfiveballer#5 April 19, 2018

custard apple

is a kind of fruit that shaped like an apple with eyes on its peel and custard meat surround its seed taste like shit but also very sweet and juicy

-what kind of key likes banana?
-a monKEY
-what kind of person likes custard apple?
-a retarded

by Blow me i'm funny September 9, 2017

Rotten Apples

A nick name for the drug neurontins

Hey buddy you got any rotten apples for sell

by Llamagirlbooboo October 7, 2017

crab apple suprise

An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.

"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit

by Skylarker September 15, 2017

apple

You should know what a fucking apple is.

Stupid fuck: "Hey man whats an apple?"
Some guy: "I want to kill myself because of your stupidity."

by SumKidWithIssues September 18, 2017

Taco Apple

when some decides one day that they want to stuff a taco in an apple and ask the most amazing question ever WILL IT TACO

1 hey have you ever had sokmething amazing happen to you
2 not really...
1 TRy this its a taco apple it a apple in taco
2 OMG this is the most amazing thing ever bro

by Micheal the beast 69 September 22, 2017