Ghosted

When someone kills you metaphorically.

Man I ghosted her while we were in bed the other night.

by Amaya8 June 1, 2021

Ghost

A ghost is something not real and probably full of shitty news, if someone tries to ghost you there trying to get away from you.

Kaylee Ghosted me because I slept with her brother, My dads a ghost he is always being such a blowhard.

by I’mhardforyoubabyboy March 28, 2022

Peruvian Ghosting

To tease your mates with a picture or video of a chick you banged on holidays.

Brett sent a short video banging a holiday chick, it’s didn’t show much and he won’t send more footage, it’s a real Peruvian Ghosting.

by Speedie99 June 25, 2024

Ghost Docking

Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.

"Docking" but without one of the docks.

original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola

subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"

-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.

(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!

by tronn4 March 3, 2012

ghost posties

Glitch in a chat or instant message program that makes chat posts fail to appear.

Origin: Bazooka Joe-era kids' joke or riddle, "What do spooks have for breakfast?" Answer: "Ghost Toasties and Vanishing Cream" (after Post Toasties corn flake cereal).

"I'm going to have to switch screen names; I have the ghost posties. My comments aren't appearing."

by Trog2FdUp2C1 May 25, 2009

Ghost

When you hate watching scary movies so you peak through your sheets for a quick hideaway

I hope you don’t ghost this movie.

by Mielez December 26, 2021

Ghost Tickler

When a SBD (silent but deadly) creeps out and rises past the balls giving a tickle along the way up to the nostrils with the stench of death.

Mr. Bobaggins felt a rumble down below just before letting loose a hot n steamer ghost tickler that tickle his balls as it rose to his nose and smelled of death and horror.

by Raymando April 15, 2025