Zero bitches

Another saying for you get absolutely no girls/pussy

Louie K gets absolutely zero bitches

by Ktmhazard216 June 7, 2022

workplace bitch

Someone's bitch/everyone's bitch at work!

Ben's the workplace bitch becuase he takes it in the bum

by Workplace bitch September 10, 2016

Mastic bitches

There are a few types of girls in the william floyd district, but the “mastic bitches” are girl from mastic/mastic beach or anyone who was raise in the district that are talking behind other people’s back, spreading rumors, fighting over dumb shit, and wont say shit to peoples faces when they talk about them. Some mastic bitches ask other girls to send other girls their messages cuz they to pussy to confront, some mastic bitches will come hate someone when they literally got no personal reason to, some tittie ride their friends, If you do these, then congratulations, you are a mastic bitch👏🏾
Oh, and alot of them can’t accept the fact that they be fake.

If you got mad, feeling guilty all offended and shit after reading this, 9 times outta time you are these types of girls.

Signs of mastic bitches

1) Talkin behind backs

Meimei: **Looks at random ass new girl minding her own business**
“Hey Zœ, look at this girl, I bet she lowkey talk shit about me.”

Zoe: That bitch aint shit. You should fight her.”

Me!mei: “Yea i’ll beat her ass. Ohh shit she’s coming be quiet.”

**Girl walks past them and silence**

Z0e: “I dont like the way that bitch walked passed me. If she does it again i’ll piss on her face and give her a hickey.”

2) Spreading rumors

Some bald headed mastic dyke: “Yo I need you to tell this girl that i’ll really fight her if she say sum”

Some girl: “Umm, okay? you could just tell hers”

Dyke: “Bitch i’m from mastic, fym.”

**Dyke spreads rumors about a girl who doesn’t know her for attention**

3) Fighting over stupid insignificant shit

**Dyke pressing random girl**

Dyke: “Bitch i’m ready to fight, come on bring it, ive been gassed up all day, and over 20 people are watching let’s fight.”

The girl the dyke wanna fight: “Wait why do you wanna fight me for? I dont know you and this is the first time we talking?”

Dyke: “you seem like you talk mad shit”

Girl: “I dont talk to you tho”

**dumbass silence**

Chr!s: “Fuckin speds”

4) Fake bitches

Fake Girl: oh, I dont fuck with that girl, fuck that ugly bitch

**The girl comes outta no where**

Fake girl: “OHhhHhhhH hEy gUrL FrwenD...I love you bitch”

by Kamouflage September 27, 2018

Sturfing Bitch

Otherwise known as the Daithí, John-Joe(to help others), twat & mogwai. The Sturfing Bitch is one who assists the Sturf Mistress with her Sturfing, Sturf Mistress being the divine ruler.

Sturf Mistress: Sturfing Bitch, grab your keyboard and start typing
Sturfing Bitch: Yes ma'am, should I keep kneeling?
Sturf Mistress: You felt the need to ask me that did you? YES keep kneeling, clean my shoes while you're down there

by rocki peyote June 9, 2009

fluid bitch

a person whose bitchiness can be shaped to fit any situation or time of day and can transpose their bitchiness into any kind of relations with another person

"No matter where she's at, she always acts like she's the queen of the world." "Yeah, she's such a fluid bitch."

by victorious_secret December 16, 2014

Gaggle Bitching

When a group of women are both bitching and gossiping about other women.

My girlfriend and her friend are gaggle bitching about other females.

by Black Rose Bitchez March 9, 2017

Bitch necklace

A necklace you buy for your girlfriend so every one knows that she is your bitch.

Katie: "What did your boyfriend get you for your anniversary?"

Elisa: "He got me a pearl bitch necklace! I'm going to wear it every day!"

by katester0402 December 28, 2010