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Shut the fuck up

To make clear that talking is annoying.
person 1:

I do not give a shit i simp for pokimane and I'm a tier 3 sub fuck all those amateur's i wanna smell those pretty feet of yours pokimane you know when i was a little boy i used to slap girls ass when i was young and some of them liked it some of them didn't well guess what i wanna do that to pokimane and make her moan "daddy harder" but heh listen i have way more dirtier plans for pokimane heh i bought every single merchandise pokimane has you know i've come soo far don't mess it up you pussy's ok! I will continue to simp i will continue to slap girl's asses and i don't care if it's sexual assault i WILL DO IT. And i could do it to boys too heh well that's it you understand the whole reason why am writing this.

person 2: Shut the fuck up
by Lilnex March 16, 2022
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academy fuck

A commissioned officer in the military who graduated from a service academy instead of ROTC or the supreme commissioning source: OCS. They tend to be entitled, pretentious, and socially awkward.
E-5: “Yo it’s Friday, what time we getting out today?”
E-6: “Divo wants us here late for no reason, she’s an academy fuck who has no idea what we do.”

E-5: “Aw shit, I miss our old divo who could actually relate and understand us and the mission.”
by HarmonRabbJR March 17, 2024
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Gut fuck

When a girl with a huge strap-on deep throats a guy until it reaches his stomach.
See that guy over there? Yeah he got gut fucked by me.
by Big_dog_M March 4, 2021
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Battle fucked

Your car can be battle fucked. After a long night your car smells like battle fuck.
by Jaquelizze November 2, 2018
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Shut The Fuck Up Day

a whole day where you don't talk about "Anti Fur Day" or whatever the fuck is going on anymore.
Person 1: "Oh crap! Tomorrow's Fur Day-"
Person 2: "and today is Shut The Fuck Up day! so keep it down with those holidays, will ya?!"
by NastyMoth December 19, 2020
mugGet the Shut The Fuck Up Daymug.

What the fuck

by Nani21odbdheiz July 17, 2019
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Mach Fuck

Used to describe the absolutely ridiculous speed of something.

Often used in a joking manner in order to enhance the humor of a joke.

Most notably used to describe the speed of a well known manhole cover that a nuclear experiment launched into space.
An alien army got wrecked by a manhole cover traveling at mach fuck!

I love when someone hits me with a kraber while traveling at mach fuck.
by Kilominum June 21, 2025
mugGet the Mach Fuckmug.

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