(Phrase) An act of sticking a penis into a pile of shit.
See (shitfucker) https : / / www . urbandictionary . com/define.php?term=shit-fucker
See (shitfucker) https : / / www . urbandictionary . com/define.php?term=shit-fucker
by Sophisticated Retard March 17, 2021
Get the fuck that shitmug. Male practise of wrapping women's satin lingerie (panties, camisoles, slips) or satin garment (gowns, skirts, blouse) around his erect penis and stroking said garment up and down his shaft to simulate PIV sex.
The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.
The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.
Guy: "Fuuuuckkkk! This satin fuck feels as good as actually fucking!"
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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"
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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"
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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"
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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"
by Nerdsmith May 11, 2024
Get the satin fuckmug. by AnalFision March 19, 2024
Get the Fuck Brainmug. Yeah, I saw the T-shirts by the way. And you spelled my name wrong.... But, yeah do that. Do that immediately Kristen Stewart.
Hym "But it doesn't make any sense. If it's FOR lesbians... Lesbians aren't attracted to men. Like shouldn't she be wearing, like, some flannel or something? Maybe like a bowling T-shirt or something? It's incoherent. I mean if it's FOR ME then, yeah, I'm into it. I would fuck her all up in a men's locker room. Oh! Yeah, I saw the 'Fuck Him' T-Shirts. You spelled the name wrong. You know whay it's spelled with a 'Y' right?"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
Get the Fuck Himmug. 
When you don’t find a person attractive so you print out better looking parts and attach them onto the person to make them fuckable to you
by SuperNixon505 June 26, 2018
Get the Franken-fuckmug. This type of person will probably be caught making out with your best friend and trying to convince her to date 10 minutes after meeting at the local shitty bar on a Monday night consquently after telling another one of your pals she likes them and wants to be with them. she'll probably tell you she loves you even while you're in a relationship. as well, she might harass your stright roommate about her sexuality. she will most likely will be wearing a backwards hat, and other lesbian apparel. she's pretty cool until she fucks around with everybody in a 10 mile radius AND lies about it.
oh my gosh Bailey is such a fuck girl we can't take her anywhere without her trying to fuck everyone and their mother! (literally)
by notafuckgirl August 30, 2016
Get the fuck girlmug.