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Fuck yourself in the face

Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?
Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
mugGet the Fuck yourself in the facemug.

Fuck... Your... Kids

Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."
by Hym Iam January 24, 2024
mugGet the Fuck... Your... Kidsmug.

I love to fuck

You :)
by Bad C dev November 6, 2024
mugGet the I love to fuckmug.

Fucking ree

Used when you want to establish dominance in a group
Do you see that over there he just fucking ree he's so cool
by Jonstel December 24, 2021
mugGet the Fucking reemug.

Fucks

Southern Californians use “fucks” to mean something is good.
This sandwich fucks
This matcha latte absolutely fucks
by shartyshartfart98 January 23, 2025
mugGet the Fucksmug.

Fuck fiction

When someone writes a fan fiction which is intentionally bad for comedy purposes.
Have you read that fuck fiction about Justin bieber?
by LT.Lickm3 July 15, 2018
mugGet the Fuck fictionmug.

Shut the fucking mouth up

A very blunt, often humorous way of telling someone to stop talking, usually when they’re being annoying, repetitive, or saying something obvious. Similar in meaning to “shut the fuck up,” but slightly emphasizes the “mouth” for extra effect.
person 1:blah blah blah

person 2:shut the fucking mouth up
by randompersonidk2011 September 3, 2025
mugGet the Shut the fucking mouth upmug.

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