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lightning fuck

Fastest fuck in the galaxy not even Barry Allen could fuck faster
Damn that girl I fucked last night was so loose I lightning fucked her pussy good
by Conundrum cock May 30, 2017
mugGet the lightning fuckmug.

Fucked the pickle

(Verb) To take an action which requires a dangerously low level of common sense, inability to process logical thought, possibly symptomatic of impaired cognitive ability, stroke, CTE, or bad genetics (e.g. inbreeding).
Wow, Governor Abbott, you really fucked the pickle on that one. (With regards to opening the state before the COVID-19 curve flattened and then demanding that schools open in the Fall while cases continue to rise at an alarming rate)
by pull-mai-fingr July 12, 2020
mugGet the Fucked the picklemug.

Go to Fuck

Go to Fuck, a shortened version of "go to fuck boys," is used when you want to call someone homosexual.
by n5lm March 2, 2023
mugGet the Go to Fuckmug.

fat fuck

Fat fuck is a cat on ebay which was sold for $19,99 dollars
Yo you wanna buy this cat called fat fuck?
by Nilmano December 4, 2024
mugGet the fat fuckmug.

Fuck-balled

Acutely intoxicated through alcohol consumption. Specifically applied to the combination or drinking and dancing.
I was so fuck-balled last night I can't remember their name.
by Ima HughJ Hoare February 7, 2023
mugGet the Fuck-balledmug.

pen fuck

Military slang meaning to fake paper work,or just write any old thing down.
Example... Did you do the equipment inventory paper work? No Sargent I was in a hurry so I pen fucked it.
by Jarheadharley September 18, 2018
mugGet the pen fuckmug.

Deadline fuck

When you "celebrate" reaching a deadline by having sex/masturbating.

(I thought of this on call with a friend)
"would you like to deadline fuck"

"I've hit my deadline, id like to deadline fuck"
by Cult_for_frogs8722 May 13, 2021
mugGet the Deadline fuckmug.

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