Thank fucking

Having sex with someone because you're grateful for what they did.

Thank fucking Christ!

by Johnnybgreat November 29, 2025

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We're not taking a fucking poll

We're not putting it to a vote. I'm not asking you whether or not I'm better than everyone. I experience (actively) the rest of you being walking pieces of shit every day and the ONLY thing that matters is getting out of your lives and staying there for as long as humanly possible and IF YOU ACTUALLY WERE DOING WHAT I AM DOING... Your children would be at less of a risk of getting stabbed to death in a gas station by someone who doesn't want to be there.

Hym "We're not taking a fucking poll. I'm not a politician. I don't need your vote. Not asking."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

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triple layer hickey fuck

The horrendous sexual act that start by the woman sucking on the males foreskin for 16 hours. This breaches the 3 layers of skin, (top foreskin, the cock itself, and underside of the foreskin) creating a hickey on the cock preventing seman from exiting the penis permanently.

P1: Dude how have you been?
P2: It’s been crazy, I can’t jerk off to my aunt because me and your wife did the Triple Layer Hickey Fuck

by Step Uncle Greg December 1, 2025

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