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Chimp-Fuck

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009
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Fuck all

Basically the meaning of not doing anything. Similar to doing jack shit.
Mark: I'm gonna go lay down on the couch and not finish that project.
Chris: You really gonna go fuck all on this one?
by Smegmazillion July 24, 2023
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This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate

I was thinking of Ideas for urban dictionary articals but then this stupif FREAKING FLY, lands on my screen, I put my finger on it to kill it, but not hard enough as to squash it and make a mess, but i am in examining it, but then it flies away and scares me!
"This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate" - Me
by Tim7 October 27, 2024
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Fuck le 17

Fuck 12 (or Fuck the Police) but French. Anti-police slang popularized by the French group 13 Block. The number 17 refers to the French emergency telephone number for the police.
by aipom June 27, 2023
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fat fuck

fat fuck - someone who is a very fat person, usually a man. the fat fuck is very wise and young, and is very attractive towards women.
The fat fuck couldn't fit through the door.
by Mejrjf February 12, 2021
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fuck

1, when you are mad or angry at someone
2, when you wanna do naughty thingsssssss ;)
1, Fuck i messed up, i have to do this again.
2, I wanna fuck you sooo hard.
by JuicyReaperYT ARD April 27, 2021
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thirsty as fuck

To be incredibly thirsty beyond belief and adding the word f*** at the end of any sentence is always okay to.
Oh my gosh this beer looks so good I'm thirsty as fuck.
by Jarrellday November 8, 2017
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