commando poop

the act of using a bathroom in a restaurant, fast food place, store ect. with no intention of purchasing from the establishment.

I was driving back from lunch and had to commando poop the Hardees on bypass 17!!

by Dirty Dlite February 18, 2011

PooP Deee

A feeling of extreme constipation which suddenly explodes into your toilet bowl.This is usually followed by extreme soarness of the anus.

Plus During a Poop Deee the anus makes awful squelching sounds followed by sounds of a person straining.

GAAAAAAAAWHHHHHHHHH *Squelch* gah dat was a massive Poop Deee

by Toiletrain October 1, 2010

dookie poops

dank ass chiken wangs from famous georges in King of Prussia PA

person1 "yo lets got to hooters n get some wangs"
person2 "na dood lets get some dookie poops
person1 "word sauce!!"

by thitry7 February 11, 2008

poop snooker

Anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop snookered

Hey baby, you down for some poop snooker tonight?

by CapTim December 9, 2008

poop cereal

When you swap someone's grape nuts cereal with litterbox cakes and have their drunk and/or high friend consume it.

My friend was a dick so I served him some poop cereal

by Mortasaurus January 13, 2014

Poop Shank

The Penis when used for for penetrative sex either anally or immediately after anal sex

Yeah man that chick was all about the poop shank, I mean some times I gotta beg just to get some straight up and down pussy

by 3mta3 December 5, 2014

sweaty poops

After a long, hard day of yard work you go inside, grab a lemonade, get paid, and take a big shit.

Man, those sweaty poops were better than a jazzersex session. Guess the yard work was worth it!

by Merriam EBster August 26, 2015