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Williams

Williams is the term for a female narcissist, who usually has children. They will lie to the few friends that they manage to retain for any length of time. They will attempt to use their children as a mechanism to impact on people's lives that they no longer control, regardless of any "collateral" damage to the child.

Mentally unhinged
Jane is so full of spite and envy. She will do anything to score a point against anyone. She is a total Williams
by Mr AAnderson February 4, 2022
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William

Oh? Your Will is evolving!
Congratulations! Your Will has evolved into William!
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William

Unlike William Shakespear, regular William is not very smart or intellectual.
He's probably acoustic and more than likely not very popular (he thinks everyone likes him tho)
He gets on everyones nerves, and i mean everyones, he might have one or two friends, but i doubt they actually enjoy being around him.
He can be funny sometimes, but most of the time he's gonna be the only laughing at his joke (the rest is laughing cause of how stupid it sounds)
William's either got Acne, Bacne, Blackheads, enlarged pores or all 4.
He's probably not the most hygienic person ever, although that might be cause he's a teenage boy, i'll give him that.
In all likelyness he's HIGHLY immature and doesn't want to admit that he gets no bitches.
The only woman in his life is his mother, who assures him he's all she's ever wanted, when in reality she probably wanted a daughter or a dog.
He's loud asf and never shuts his damn mouth unless he's concentrated on some bird outside or something, dirty fucking animal - him not the bird
I guess he can be nice sometimes tho
Girl: oh hell naw, there comes william
Boy: How do you know
Girl: I can hear him from 3 blocks away
by TGIF.com September 4, 2024
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The Williams Rule

The Williams rule: if the ball hits the floor and hits the ceiling with enough force in a customs rumble rocket league, it will infinity bounce until someone stops it. (Written by VECTOR)
The settings in order for this to take action:
Ball physics: Light
Ball size: default
Ball bounciness: SUPER HIGH
Boost amount: Unlimited
Rumble: None
Boost Strength: 10X
Gravity: Default
Demolish: Default

Respawn time: Default
A way to phrase this would be: HEY I JUST DID THE WILLIAMS RULE
This rule was invented by Mr. Williams
This definition/urban dictionary post was created by Mr. VECTOR
This Rule was created on June 21st at 7:00 pm
If you have any questions contact: (437) 214-1919
by The Williams Rule June 21, 2021
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William

William is a person who is very kind-hearted, loyal, funny, handsome, and a gentleman. He opens the door for you, he isn't afraid to be himself in front of you. He shows you off to his friends, and he talks about you. He is the definition of perfect. His dark brown eyes look like pools of honey in the sun, his cute little nose, his adorable smile, his cute freckles, and his perfect height. Everything about him is perfect. You think he will never notice you, but he is thinking the same thing. He always makes you smile or laugh when you need it, he loves to call you just because, and he checks up on you to make sure you are doing ok. Once you meet a William, you should never leave him. He is so caring and kind that he deserves the world. He is perfect boyfriend material. He is the kind of guy that you want to marry. He is an amazing boyfriend and makes you feel like you are his only one. He's the one that you will have late convocations with on the phone until 3 am. He will say a lot of sweet things to you. He will make you feel special. At first, he will seem shy and kind of mean. He takes a while to open up to people and even longer to trust them. He knows what is right and he doesn't just care about his popularity. He cares about the people he is spending his childhood with. You are one of them and he is beyond grateful that you are. Overall, he is the best, most perfect guy you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. Once you meet a William, don't let go. He is special<3
William is so perfect I'll love him forever
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A William wallace

To have sex in doggy style position and then slam your mates face into a blue berry pie then pull their hair and yell FREEDOM!!!
by Aterribleperson July 29, 2018
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William Charles Hazelton

Someone who get no females or males
by Mr wants you September 5, 2022
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