The act of stretching ones labia majora to the absolute limit of its elastic capability. Usually under the assumption that this act of self-destruction is sexy.
"Goddamnit! Is that Kara's vagina bat wings? I'm eating breakfast here!"
"Isn't my vagina bat wing sexy?"
"...............I don't think we should talk anymore."
"Isn't my vagina bat wing sexy?"
"...............I don't think we should talk anymore."
by Blinded-by-the-bat-wing September 24, 2013
Get the vagina bat wingsmug. by Hope January 31, 2005
Get the Vagina Eating Gigalomug. Noun.
A pastime where one goes to Africa with one or more buddies and proceeds to 'Nail Hookers.'
This is done to see whether one has caught the HIV disorder due to the outbreak of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus among the population of Africa.
The proceeding day after the deed has been done, the one or more buddies would take a test to search for possible STD's. If one has contracted the virus, then they would lose, if both/all contracted the disease, then the winner would be the one who lived longest before developing full blown AIDS.
A pastime where one goes to Africa with one or more buddies and proceeds to 'Nail Hookers.'
This is done to see whether one has caught the HIV disorder due to the outbreak of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus among the population of Africa.
The proceeding day after the deed has been done, the one or more buddies would take a test to search for possible STD's. If one has contracted the virus, then they would lose, if both/all contracted the disease, then the winner would be the one who lived longest before developing full blown AIDS.
Eric: Hey man, you wanna play some African Vagina Roulette? I'm bored.
Nick: Sure, but lemme drink some milk real quick, be right there.
~72 hours later~
Eric: Holy balls, let's not do that again, my Ho got kinda scary.
Nick: Yeah dude, I think mine took off a layer of skin.
Eric: Okay, well, wanna get tested now?
Nick: Ummm... yeah, I guess....
~2 weeks later~
Eric: BYAH! I WIN Motherr Fkuerr!
Nick: Aww...... Wait, where's Brian, didn't he come with us?
Eric: Oh yeah, he's dead, his hooker killed him... A while ago, where've you been??
Nick: Sure, but lemme drink some milk real quick, be right there.
~72 hours later~
Eric: Holy balls, let's not do that again, my Ho got kinda scary.
Nick: Yeah dude, I think mine took off a layer of skin.
Eric: Okay, well, wanna get tested now?
Nick: Ummm... yeah, I guess....
~2 weeks later~
Eric: BYAH! I WIN Motherr Fkuerr!
Nick: Aww...... Wait, where's Brian, didn't he come with us?
Eric: Oh yeah, he's dead, his hooker killed him... A while ago, where've you been??
by God McJesus February 19, 2009
Get the African Vagina Roulettemug. by Young T May 14, 2005
Get the Sandy Vaginamug. Me: "Hey Kate, wanna go out tonight?"
Kate: "Ohhhh, no, no...I'm freezing and I'm so exhausted from work and it's cold outside."
Me: "So you simply got Sand in der Vagina, eh?"
Kate: "Ohhhh, no, no...I'm freezing and I'm so exhausted from work and it's cold outside."
Me: "So you simply got Sand in der Vagina, eh?"
by Moritz Sand in der Vagina September 26, 2007
Get the Sand in der Vaginamug. The name given to a vagina with very meaty loose flapping labia lips, which more than not smells like a week old plate of rotting anchovies. I have fucked a woman such as this. I'm not proud but there you go.
"Oh, please tell me you didn't fuck her beef sandwich vagina."
"Man, I wasn't going to but it had been a while and besides she was splayed out on the bed and it would have been rude of me to pass up on that."
"But dude, I've heard she's got more of her cooch outside of her than in her."
"I'll be honest, I did dry heave a number of times but once in, it was all good and fine. The aroma was a bit on the nose though."
"Man, I wasn't going to but it had been a while and besides she was splayed out on the bed and it would have been rude of me to pass up on that."
"But dude, I've heard she's got more of her cooch outside of her than in her."
"I'll be honest, I did dry heave a number of times but once in, it was all good and fine. The aroma was a bit on the nose though."
by mammarylane December 18, 2015
Get the beef sandwich vaginamug. by Mark Wilson's a Homo June 30, 2009
Get the Vagina Melt™mug.