turd humper

One who humps turds

"Ben Safos is a turd humper"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

turd toupee

Worthless piece of shit. Has shit for brains but thinks he'genius. Person who, like an unflushable chunk of turd, won't go away.

I wish that turd toupee, Donald Trump, would sit down, shut up, or just go away.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.

by ShakenBaby September 6, 2016

yah yah nah turd

A cool new phrase with the kids in New York.

ME: Hows it goin bro..

Him: Not bad bro..
ME: Yah yah nah turd

by GodzillaSiaa September 5, 2016

turd-socket

a woman who has poor hygiene. a lazy female. a woman who doesn't care.

Man i can't believe that turd-socket. she's trying to say that my brother is the father of her baby!

by silentstormer July 11, 2016

Turd Burglar

Male homosexual who engages in anal sex.

Kevin Spacey, recently arrested for sexual harrassment of young men is a notorious Turd Burglar, as is former House Speaker and wrestling coach Dennis Hastert.

by Mike From Akron January 25, 2018

Turd spitter

The hind end of a male or female.

"Dude, did you see the turd spitter on that red head that walked by? I'd like to explore that cave with my gut shovel!"

by Third_leg_nog January 27, 2018

Turd Hammock

When your ass hair is so thick it catches your turds.

Gotta shave my ass hair because I'm growing a turd hammock

by Kunnifcuckiff January 9, 2017