disgusting fleshy turd

A legends way of trying to insult you.

Person 1: “Ur a loser”
Person 2: “Well ur a disgusting fleshy turd”

by A person you don’t know April 13, 2020

Cologne Turd

Occurs during early morning in small to large office buildings inside the male restroom; Freshly applied, strong and cheap cologne mixes with the nasty beer and hot wings stool that is releived from the male. Thus creating a uniquely blended and familiar scent to the office environment.

Break Room Convo: “Dude have you walked into the bathroom yet this morning? Someone dropped a nasty cologne turd in there and never flushed.”

by Ole Ric November 2, 2018

Turd Burglar

When you need a shit so bad,it needs complete lonesome to let loose the beast, then someone walks in, causing it to be sucked back in like e g g

You are a turd burglar

by WrittenToe79 June 21, 2022

turd minnows

Clusters of really small shit.

Just had to push out a few turd minnows just now.

by One Dead Man March 27, 2017

turd muscle

an asshole

English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."

Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"

E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"

by NateBlake666 June 6, 2014

turd sample

A sample of turd; poo sample, stool sample.

Alternative: a person of exceptionally turdish qualities. #turdlife

'I'm just going to the doctors to hand in the turd sample they requested.'

or

'I was playing blops3 and met the biggest turd sample I've ever encountered.'

by parskuks March 27, 2017

Heard A Turd

The act of defecating in a bedroom.

Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.

Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak

by Wade Safechuck & W.N.B. May 2, 2022