peanut butter pussy

smooth, creamy and easy to spread.

I eat peanut butter pussy because its smooth, creamy and easy to spread.

by chromescar October 23, 2007

Butter Yo Shit

An idiomatic phrase from "My Drunk Kitchen," which reminds its viewers of the importance of one's shit being buttered, especially if one expects it to have any taste or flavor. Crucial advice to remember when cooking shit-faced.

Dude, you want grilled cheese? First, butter yo shit!

by Sebastian Flyte August 1, 2011

Belgian Butter Churn

The opposite of a dutch rudder. Where someone else grabs your cock and you move their hand up and down.

My wife was asleep, but I put her hand around my schlong and gave myself a belgian butter churn

by Yo this da situation December 10, 2009

Butter Beat Off

At the Movie theater, Your girlfriend cuts a hole in the bottom off the bucket of popcorn and places his penis threw the hole. She then sticks her hand in the popcorn and gives him a handjob...

Dude my girlfriend was cray at the movies and gave me a butter beat off.

by Zerocool2010 November 19, 2020

Waterville Butter Bucket

A Wateville Butter Bucket is when you go to the movies with a chick and when you get popcorn get extra extra butter,Cut a whole in the bottom of the container and stick you dick threw it and when the chick grabs for popcorn she grabs your dick and hopefully gives you a hand job

"Dude I totaly slip the Waterville Butter Bucket on that chick last night"

by Chickslikemymeat May 8, 2010

Paula Deen of butter

Four pounds of butter. Paula Deen is known for using massive amounts of butter in her recipes, and since there are four sticks of butter in a pound of butter, there are four pounds of butter in a Paula Deen of butter.

To butter poach an entire chicken you need to first melt a Paula Deen of butter in a medium sauce pan.

by GiddyUpATX June 22, 2012

Peanut Butter Cheeks

When you take a shit and theres so much doodoo in between your butt cheeks it feels like peanut butter.

Example 1 - Bob took a mean shit and got peanut butter cheeks

Guy 1 - Damn, Took a big shit and now i got peanut butter butt!

Guy 2 - That sucks, I took a shit last week and had it too.

by LogicNG November 15, 2010