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New Year's Fap

The act of masturbating seconds before the new year, and ejaculating right as the clock strikes twelve, starting the new year off perfectly.
Bob: "Dude, the new year is in 5 minutes."

Joe: "Get the tissues". "It's time for the New Year's fap."
by inconspicuous December 31, 2013
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Elmira, New York

If it weren't for the prison industry, and the trash shipped into our landfill, this town would have died long ago. Good bye high paying factory jobs, jazz clubs, social outlets and simple pride. Hello psych center rejects, crack heads, criminals, relocated prison families and self serving conservative politicians. Drive right by this fucking hell hole. Visit Corning or Ithaca where you won't feel guilty for wasting your time and money. Where else would they tear down the Langdon Mansion and install a fucking strip mall, then have the balls to claim Mark Twain as their own. The most backward thinking town I have ever lived in. Those painting a prettier picture of this god forsaken place are deluded at best. If you MUST stop, take a shit on Main Street, it won't be noticed.
While vacationing in the Finger Lakes...

Little Jimmy: Mommy, mommy are we there yet?

Mommy: No, not yet Little Jimmy, we'll be making a quick stop in Elmira, New York to get rid of our trash, buy some crack and take a shit on Main Street.

Little Jimmy: Gee Mommy, I think I'll hold mine 'til I get to Binghamton.
by meme1956 April 7, 2011
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The New Dream Team

A reference to the fact that the Mobster in Chief is on the lookout for a team of corrupt, top-notch attorneys to get him out of this mess the way the first Dream Team got their client out of his mess.
I need to pull together what I call “The New Dream Team” so that I can blow these corrupt politicians like Schiff, Pelosi and their ilk out of the water; my perfectly nice discussions with heads of other countries are clearly patriotic attempts to rid this country of filthy Democrats and fake journalists.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019
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New England Alumni

New England Alumni is a clothing company that was established in 2014. They have a preppy targeted audience and the company is run by high-school freshman.
Guy one: Did you here about New England Alumni
Guy two: Of course I am wearing one of their long sleeves right now. clothing preppy vineyard vines lobster
by The Pr3ppy one April 7, 2015
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Emperor's New Groove

A phenomenal movie for true chads. The humor makes professional comedians weep.
"The Emperor's New Groove was indeed the best movie in all existence"

- A wise man
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bad news cooz

term referring to a woman who is trouble; she may be diseased, bitchy, manipulative or unjustifiably expensive
Man, you know that bitch Ashley? She's nothin' but a bad news cooz, son.
by hatetronic 4 thousand trillion November 9, 2009
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New Old Stock

New Old Stock, or NOS for short, refers to retail items or products that are still technically brand new, but have never been sold for long periods of time. This is commonly due to newer and/or upgraded versions of the same product being released, rendering the older models obsolete. Thus, this makes them old stock. But because they're still technically brand new, unused, unsold products, they are termed "new old stock".

New old stock units are typically sold at a greatly reduced price, since most of the focus and attention is put onto selling the current models. Retailers and vendors will usually have various quantities of new old stock left over from the previous product generation cycle, and will sell them at reduced prices to clear them out in order to accommodate for newer models.
John: Whoa, got yourself a new tennis racket huh?
Brian: Yep, only cost $60.

John: Wow that's a steal! How'd you get it for so cheap?
Brian: New old stock. This particular racket model came out in 2014, so it's been replaced numerous times already with fancy newer models. I figured hey, it's still technically brand new anyway, and tennis racket technology hasn't really changed over the past few years, so why the heck not?
by DeeeFoo January 26, 2018
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