a horrible shit that you were not expecting. you thought it was going to be a clean cut but you wipe shit all over yourself. It takes almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clear you're ass.
by johnny sharp January 26, 2024
Get the mud saladmug. Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.
Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
by Twunk102 February 15, 2024
Get the Minnesota Saladmug. by Freshquailofbelair September 6, 2016
Get the Blood Saladmug. by Kryzazy November 21, 2020
Get the Egg Salad Sandwichmug. The act of breathing through your mouth and not your nose when something smells really bad , to keep from vomiting.
"As Holly was cruising down the Seward Highway, getting stuck in several road construction stops. She noticed a strong odor coming from the back seat. She had to pull the Bucky car salad maneuver to keep from throwing up from all the dog crap stomped and smooshed all over the back seat by breathing through her mouth and not her nose.
by Buckysmom September 17, 2015
Get the The Bucky car saladmug. by Devils Lasagna December 7, 2017
Get the ghetto saladmug. When you make a large portion of salad and don't eat it all, and then seal it. Then after a day or so condensation forms and the ingredients release more water. This is often a white milky liquid that can be drained off before eating the salad - this is salad milk.
"I'll be with you in just a mo, I'm just milking yesterdays salad"
"you aren't going to throw away all that salad milk are you? Its very nutritious especially from cheesy salads!"
"you aren't going to throw away all that salad milk are you? Its very nutritious especially from cheesy salads!"
by Stellarator January 23, 2023
Get the Salad Milkmug.