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Five-head

An exceptionally large forehead of which you can look into and see your own future. Often times light reflecting upon it will blind Pilots.
"Wow FUCK, uhhh that cunt Rachel has the biggest five-head I have ever seen, it took down a 747 earlier today killing 150 passengers, 4 of which were infants.
by Cocksucker3 August 28, 2016
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Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.
That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.
by crispernaki June 4, 2020
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This refers to the palm of the hand and the five fingers,and is a term used for masterbating
I bet you had fun in the bathroom with Palmella Handerson and her five sisters
by Weirdo#666 March 9, 2023
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Destructo-Five

A high five of inconceivably devastating force, often doing damage to the hands of the high-fivers and any structure nearby. Can be performed in incredibly extreme situations; driving two cars at over 100 mph in opposite directions and having the drivers high five each other is an efficient way to perform a destructo-five.
After finishing our final exam, I was so happy that the horrible class was over that I destructo-fived my friend and blew a wing off the school!
by SG937 October 25, 2010
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decaf five hour energy

trash (like you :O)
your mom: hey want some decaf five hour energy?
me: no, that's garbage... Just like you
by ayo sussy balls November 10, 2022
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High Fiving yourself

You are legit clapping your hands together, but slowly.
"Woah you did amazing at practice today!"
"Thanks, man, I was glad, I hope you were High Fiving Yourself there"
"Of course dude!"
by anonymous October 6, 2020
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