Side Winder Special

Typically used to describe the action in which a man tries to reenter his significant other during intercourse with a considerable amount of force and missing resulting in either a broken penis and or a wounded sense of pride

Me and my girlfriend were going at it last night and I accidentally ended up pulling a Side Winder Special instead. Now I can’t walk right and can’t look her in the eye

by Clumpph March 17, 2021

diamond side down

When you get slapped by someone who has turned their engagement ring over so that when they slap you with their ring it will add +20 strength and +15 bleed damage.

Mark: Don't talk back to me
Jules: *turns her ring over so the pointy side is showing*
Mark: Are you going to hit me diamond side down? I got that for you bitch
Jules: *slaps him diamond side down*
Mark: Whore now I'm bleeding!

by kenndedy October 4, 2022

A little sauce on the side

Being extra! I am aware I didn’t have to go that far… I did it because you pushed me there.

Did you see him tap-out? I even put A little sauce on the side of that choke when I held it to long!

He totally had it coming

by WeAreUFC June 21, 2025

sticky side out

Often said to a male when he is either complaining about something inane or performing a manly action poorly. It insinuates that he is female, he is menstruating, and that he placed the sanitary napkin to catch the flow with the sticky side towards his genitalia. This causes obvious pain, which leads to both anger and poorer performance all around. Ask any woman over the age of 13 who has used pads. She'll know.

(At shooting range) "Dude, you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn!" "Shaddup, it's the sights are off!" "Whatever, man, sticky side out."

by minameismud May 2, 2011

to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

by ottertots_ November 11, 2020

slam piece of side boob

A side hoe or slam piece, typically having nice breasts.

Yo jack who’s that girl you were with again last night are y’all dating?
Jack: Naw, that’s just my slam piece of side boob.

by The Rickest Rick August 25, 2019