when used together they mean ugly girl and girl who is out of your league respectively. Used when you are at a bar and there is no girl there that you think you could have sex with. Thus, "the bar is full of smoke bombs and ninja flips."
by Dan Sturgeon September 16, 2006
The agility to handle any insect, person, animal, or object, in a way that protects the ninja, and or their friends and family.
Dave: *kills bug between fingers*
Greg: dang Dave, you've got some serious cat like ninja reflexes.
Dave: I'm kind of a big deal
Greg: dang Dave, you've got some serious cat like ninja reflexes.
Dave: I'm kind of a big deal
by tttoriii June 04, 2016
Bro tás a dar uma á Ninja fds(he failed every shot on enemy ct while he was defusing the bomb in front of him
by DiggazWiggaz2740 October 30, 2023
way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.
Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.
Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.
"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."
"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"
"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"
by bill from ultimate fakebook February 19, 2004
Function: noun
Etymology: Berkeley, 21st Cty; Japanese, from nin- persevere, conceal, move stealthily + -ja person; Medieval Latin ultimatus last, final, from Late Latin, past participle of ultimare to come to an end, be last, from Latin ultimus farthest, last, final, superlative of Latin *ulter situated beyond; highest in degree or quality; one that holds a preeminent position; especially : a chief among competitors
1. To be one with achieves the last word by executing oneself with active mental strength or force, to an ultimate and supreme degree of stealth.
Etymology: Berkeley, 21st Cty; Japanese, from nin- persevere, conceal, move stealthily + -ja person; Medieval Latin ultimatus last, final, from Late Latin, past participle of ultimare to come to an end, be last, from Latin ultimus farthest, last, final, superlative of Latin *ulter situated beyond; highest in degree or quality; one that holds a preeminent position; especially : a chief among competitors
1. To be one with achieves the last word by executing oneself with active mental strength or force, to an ultimate and supreme degree of stealth.
The way in which Jüger just called out Rabbit's homoerotic tendencies definitely displays himself as the Ultimate Supreme Ninja King.
by Echoes (are lovely) April 22, 2007
Homless teenagers with swords and nunchukas who you give spare change to or you die. Life's a bitch ain't it.
Tim: That damn kid stole my pet flamingo!
The policeman: Were they teenage mutant ninja hobos?
Tim: Yeah.
The policeman: Better call the Hardy boys.
The policeman: Were they teenage mutant ninja hobos?
Tim: Yeah.
The policeman: Better call the Hardy boys.
by wartotheend69 December 13, 2011
while giving a girl the schocker (2 in the pink one in the stink) you lift her up and sit her down in a chair. Quickly remover your hand and ejaculate on her face. The while she is in shock of what just happened, crouch down and karate chop, once in the vagina and once in the face. Then shove your penis back in her mouth.
I was going away at her with my fingers and knew I was going to climax soon, so I gave her the crouching tiger hidden ninja to let her know who is in charge. Then however, I decided to go one step further and give her the strawberry shortcake. She was flailing on the ground and I could hear her dad coming up the stairs to see what was going, so I peaced the scene out the window. Thats when I seen her mother...
by Tiner Chen April 22, 2009