mexican law 

Possession is nine-tenths of the law ( si, si senior ! )

Hombre why don't you give me that old thing I fix it for you, its mexican law, You know laws of UR own cuntry.

We no hurt you, we don't go udf sometimes we go over da fence.

mexican law by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

murphy's law 

The stupidest, most nonsensical "theory" ever. If it's a joke it isn't funny.

"Anything that can go wrong, will." What the fuck does that mean? I mean I wake up every morning and drive to work in my piece of shit car. I haven't gotten into an accident and my car has never broke down. There you have it I beat the stupid theory.

One of the most common examples that I hear is when stuck in traffic the other lanes around you will move faster than the lane you're in. What? What about the people in the other lanes, why doesn't this bullshit law apply to them? I could name some more examples but frankly it isn't worth it.

Murphy's Law is a crock of shit.

murphy's law by aldwardo November 3, 2006

Chuckie Or Law 

A mispelling of "Tiocfaidh Ár Lá:, Irish for "our day will come"; the motto of the Republican movement. Often found scrawled on toilet walls by ignorant Republican fellow-travellers who seem to think that they're striking some sort of blow for national unity by scrawling illegibly while doing their best imitation of a crop sprayer with their evacuatory organs.

There isn't a pub in Dublin where you won't find "Chuckie Or Law" carved into a stall door.

Chuckie Or Law by Priest of Odd October 21, 2005

Brenda's Law 

The law whereby if a girl who was once fit and skinny acquires a kangaroo pouch in a small span of time, they are no longer a virgin.

Dude 1: Did you see Kim today? She's gained a little weight.
Dude 2: That's Brenda's Law in action man.

Brenda's Law by Sergeant Panda December 3, 2009

Wikipedia Law 

When someone believes anything and everything that is within a Wikipedia article pertaining to a certain subject. Commonly done by high school students who paraphrase such articles then receive a bad grade on their paper because the teacher disproved what they stated.

"My teacher gave me a D on my paper because the figure wasn't actually dead yet! It said so on Wikipedia though!"
"Fool, stop holding to Wikipedia Law."

Wikipedia Law by AOMarine117 July 12, 2009

Logic law movement 

A movement that seeks to replace all laws with a new system of law where people are free to do anything as long as it doesn't harm other people and any must be shown by symbolic logic to be valid and be shown to be harmful to someone. If not the law would automaticly be struck down mearly by the face that it is illogical.

The principle of precident will not apply because it says that "since it has always been done this way them it must be right" , is a logical which falacy.

This system would be based on the science of logic and not on emotion and falty logic as the present system is.

Support the logic law movement.

Logic law movement by Judge dredd7 June 11, 2011

Christia Law 

A governmental regime based on laws of the Christian holy book, the Bible. Commonly used to describe various social stances Christian fundamentalists wish to enshrine into law (e.g., religion in public schools) or prohibit (e.g., women's access to contraception).

When a Christian politician promises to make the laws of the Bible the country's laws, then that politician is promoting Christia Law.

Christia Law by Genunair April 19, 2012