Kevin pulls teachers by being a straight white cis male (eww gross). He has red ear buds. He is always trying to kill a man named Micah.
by blookstan February 8, 2022

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

A:"Hey did you the video i sent you?"
B:"Yeah, the guy on it is so dumb his name is probably named Kevin"
B:"Yeah, the guy on it is so dumb his name is probably named Kevin"
by Arizw July 26, 2021

by 107 kinda guy February 27, 2025

When online dudes interject themselves in girl conversations that are not about them/of them. Taking a statement as an invitation and/or making something innocent dirty.
Girl; Ah man, I really could use a massage right now.
Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.
Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you
Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.
Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you
by Hot.Karamella October 17, 2025

A lad who likes dad jokes and is extremely white. Good taste in music and a bad taste in women. An endangered species usually located in the back allies of primary schools.
by The boogie man December 20, 2018

by Sand™ July 29, 2025
