Dirty Karenina 

The unfotunate scenario of being in the 69 position with the man on top which leaves you helpless to stop him putting a finger in your ass so you get the idea to put your finger in his ass thinking a taste of his own medicine will prompt him to kindy remove his finger from yours but your plan backfires because he takes it like a cheerleader under the bleachers after a home game. so you not only still have his finger in your ass you have your finger in his ass and taking it out when he so clearly likes it seems rude so you have no choice but to stay like that until he gets off.

Went home with this dude last night and got stuck in a dirty karenina with him for like 45 minutes. Talk about awkward...

Dirty Karenina by Barbelo May 24, 2022

hypersonic karen 

a karen who is fast

The hypersonic karen was unbelievably loud and quick to assume

hypersonic karen by elorix May 31, 2022

Stereo Karen

A Karen, who thinks that everyone in the world wants to listen to their music. Stereo Karens don't understand what quiet hours are, or why they cannot bring their favorite speakers to a hospital. If they drive a car, they always make sure the windows are down, and their car is sufficiently bouncing from the excess of bass.

"I had to spent 30 minutes next to a stereo karen, while stuck in a traffic jam."
"At least, you don't live next to one. I had to move from my last apartment, because a stereo karen moved next to me and played music every night until 2am."

Stereo Karen by laylaleelai May 31, 2022

TEAL Karen

Along with being the typical representation of the slang form of a Karen by believing they are entitled to their unwarranted bad behavior, these entitled ladies believe they are to make their way through life by taking advantage of the elderly. The word TEAL is an acronym for the words Thieving, Elderly Abusing, and Lying.

TEAL Karen stole my elderly father's money and property when took control his life and pretended to be a good caregiver.
TEAL Karen convinced the nursing home that the gentleman's family abandoned him, and he wanted her to have ALL of his money and worldly possessions.

TEAL Karen by Dummaz June 15, 2022

New Karen 

A "New Karen" is a pejorative slang term for female under 25 who is an obnoxious, angry, entitled, and often , homophopic, racist white woman who uses her privilege to get her way or police other people's behaviours. Usually this type of person has a mother who is an "Old Karen".

New Karen was practicing complaining to management that they way she was served by the clearly gay customer service representative was inappropriate because he was impolite, even though he was not impolite, just happened to have a camp sounding voice that New Karen didn't like, so New Karen made up some bullshit to get him in trouble.

New Karen by pfalls June 15, 2022

Old Karen 

An "Old Karen" is a pejorative slang term for female over 50 who is an obnoxious, angry, entitled, homophobic, and often racist white woman who uses her privilege to get her way or police other people's behaviours. If this type of person has daughters they usually become "New Karens".

Old Karen didn't want a family from Africa moving into her gated community solely for racist reasons, so she devised a plan to have their application rejected.

Old Karen by pfalls June 15, 2022

Screeching Karen 

A subtype of the "Karen" archetype of annoying women cliches/tropes;

Screaming Karens are the type of person who films a fight/confrontation with their iPhone,
actively avoiding doing anything about the situation.

When a punch lands, or a fight ensues, the screaming karen will SCREECH at the top of their lungs to indicate something has happened. Usually deafening the viewer of the video being recorded.

Alternatively, this type of Karen, usually when being 'hella ghetto', will announce low-tier shit talk during the duration of the fight. Usually along the lines of something stupid, such as, "Get 'em! Get 'em!", often repeatedly.

Screaming Karens provide nothing to any conflict; they simply stand far away, record in Portrait mode on their phone, and act as a human alarm to alert any passerbys that there might, indeed, be a thing happening.

"Did you see that video of the fight in the mall last night?"
"Yeah bro. But whoever recorded it was a real Screeching Karen, I couldn't even hear what they were fighting about!"

Screeching Karen by Maxwell_Edison July 30, 2022