flap jacked

To fart or flatulate on a person's leg.

My boyfriend flap jacked me, and it smelled terrible.

by A. Hermann February 9, 2007

Jack Cruise

An activity where a group of friends drive around in the country listening to Jack Johnson music and smoke marijuana

"Hey meet at the high school to go on a Jack Cruise in 30 minutes"

by The H-town Crew October 20, 2007

Jack bastard

A popular military term to describe a serviceman/woman who is selfish and inconsiderate, whom puts him/herself before others. In short, a person who acts alone and not as a team player.

"Oh I see you've made yourself a cup of coffee, but didn't ask us, you jack bastard "

Alternatively "So you tidied up your own work area for the inspection, but didn't do the rest of the teams who were out in the field? Now they are confined to camp, you jack bastard"

by Stagg-on July 11, 2017

Jack Apple

a group of guy's doing stupid and sometimes dangerous stunts/pranks and film them in home-made video form, uploading them to either Youtube and/or Faebook.

The crew usually consists of teens ages 14-17. The show has three consistent members, Antony Melnichenko, David Cantwell and Andrew Tweedy.

Similar and inspired by the well known show 'Jackass'. Indecently, Jackass informs people not to mimic them.

Antony: (Flipping off the camera) This is Jack Apple!

by jackapple June 3, 2009

e-jacking

The act of masturbating while viewing porn on-line.

My mom caught me e-jacking to those porno pop-ups that my dad did not delete.

by Jima May 17, 2006

Uncle Jack

Your somewhat deranged crazy zoo worker uncle. Apparently the water there has made him crazy, because he now goes around collecting elephant sperm…and helping people off the elephants. He also consistently needs helpers for his collection program. He is a sad, sad person to have in your family.

If your uncle Jack helps you off an elephant, would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant

by Cousin Fred2 August 20, 2013

bar jacked

When a drunk corners you in a bar an you can't escape...

Sober friends just walk in

Drunk Bar Jacker approches your table: Hey guys, how are you? I'm friends with a rapper. He's 25 and his wife is 24 and I'm 54 and rappers are the poets of our generation and can say more in 14 paragraphs than most say their entire lives and....

Sober friends: We've been bar jacked!

by dddennis February 17, 2010