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Hard attack

When your are panicking so much that your penis gets hard then you freak out even more cause it's that noticeable

When your penis gets hard and you don’t want it to so you feel attacked by your own penis
Dude I just had a hard attack!
by 1heuevqihqi1 April 21, 2019
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Jack’s Hard Lemonade

When you piss into a glass bottle , freeze it , then hurl it at an unexpected person
Tom completely knocked someone out with the ole Jack’s Hard Lemonade from the rooftop at Mardis Gras.
by Infinity gauntlet May 5, 2019
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Do Hard Money

Do Hard Money is a loan and private money lender that provides short-term funding for real estate investors.
Real Estate Investor 1: I'm looking into flipping a home but don't have enough money to do it.

Real Estate Investor 2: Hey man have you heard of Do Hard Money?

Real Estate Investor 1: No, I haven't.

Real Estate Investor 2: So, they can hook you up with a hard money loan if you really want to flip this house.
by Gary Vee May 13, 2019
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Hard Google

A hard google is when google itself doesnt instantly answer your question. If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google.
This is the next stage after a soft google
I had to hard google it and got taken to a wiki page with the answer
by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019
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hard

getting anything published on thiss goshdang hecksite
by LaLaLesbian May 19, 2019
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beef hard

When something is super hard, or too hard.
"That math test was beef hard"
by beefhard May 20, 2019
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