Bird me now

It is a metaphor for getting with someone instantly

Friend No1: “wow, he’s fit”
Friend No2: “Bird me now”

by Lindzo August 09, 2018

mama bird

a person usually a girl who when intoxicated thinks she's in charge and will promptly cut you off when she feels you've had enough.

"Hide your drink! Kim is in mama bird mode."

by Big Al 80 July 07, 2009

Flying bird of Kansas

When your small flaccid penis grows into a giant erect one unexpectedly in public.

In the middle of language arts class, Kenelm exclaimed "Flying bird of Kansas!"

by schlongmaster January 19, 2015

go tell the birds

Done listening to someone, go on somewhere else

You keep talking but I'm not listening, go tell the birds

by Nothotties August 17, 2014

Tennessee bird bath

Bird baths in the state of Tennessee

Wow birds really like taking baths in Jill's Tennessee bird bath

by TheGreatestCouncil February 15, 2017

wounded bird syndrome

Wounded Bird Syndrome, or WBS, is when a guy gets hurt either physically or emotionally and uses his wound to attract other girls. This is an effective, if underhanded, way of getting dates.

Bob broke his arm, so Tom took him as his wingman to play the Wounded Bird Syndrome card.

by TheDisturbedOne January 02, 2009

mother bird fuck

During sex with a girl, vomit in her mouth, and then have her suck your penis.

I was feeling kinda sick last night so i puked in her mouth and gave her the mother bird fuck.

by ghetto booty June 17, 2006